Can I Tempt You With The Dog Cut Madam? The 10 Worst Hair Styles of All Time - Part 2

 

 

 

Ok, so Gabrielle had a decent reason for one - but there's very few other excuses for some of the ridiculous and obtrusive fringes on display around the country. The lampost's friend as it is also known, is a vicious circle as you usually can't see past it to view yourself in the mirror, and so no-one realises how ridiculous they look...

 

 

 

 Forget Afros and Bouffants for inconvenience, Beehives top them all - animals can live in the damn things. You wonder whether it was thus named when the inventor found a colony of bees in her hair one sunny afternoon and figured she'd do her bit for the environment. Either way it was, in hindsight, an error.

 

 

 

Our minds quite possibly tainted by the larger ladies (and indeed men) dressed up as school girls on Friday nights in town, the choice of pigtails is perhaps a controversial one. But has it really ever looked acceptable on anyone but the under-10s? Is it a not just a not-so-well-hidden plea for counselling? We propose to ban it for over-10s in exchange for it being removed from this list. Please.

 

 

 

When even a guy like David Beckham can wear a hairstyle and look stupid you know a hairstyle is a bad one. Of course there's been plenty of worse examples over time, particularly by punk rockers and the like, but the very fact that even the influence of Becks couldn't motivate a generation to favour the cut has to be a indictment on its quality.

 

 

 

When God created Man in his own image, we're pretty sure he didn't do so like this one. The mullet is truly testament to the fallibility of man. It was a hair style that suited all genders, or rather looked just as awful on anything. A mullet has the ability to bring all levels of handsomeness or prettiness to an equal, very low, level. It's actually been scientifically proved that Brad Pitt with a mullet looks just as bad as a sheep with one. Do you need any further proof?